The Onion: Secret Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved to Save Rock and Roll

The Vault believed to contain Page's unreleased riff:


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Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll

GWYNEDD, WALES—Recent developments in the music world, such as the popularity of the Dixie Chicks and Sufjan Stevens, have created a "perfect storm of lameness."