Bob Marley Rises From the Grave to Free Frat Boys From Bonds of Oppression

Another great one form The Onion:

10.05.05

WILLIAMSBURG, VA—In an unprecedented effort to fight injustice, reggae music legend Bob Marley, dead since 1981, rose from his grave in Jamaica early Sunday to free his most devoted followers, American college fraternity members, "from the bonds of oppression."

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